5. Hoedown Throwdown - Miley Cyrus
Was this a serious attempt at a single? Seems like a parody Weird Al would of put together of an imaginary attempt by Disney/Miley of merging country with hip-hop. I mean "Countrify it"!!! No! I REFUSE. And don't get me started on the rap Miley released about Twitter...
4. Crack a Bottle - Eminem
"So crack a bottle, let your body waddle" really? REALLY? No Eminem, this is not "the moment you've all been waiting for".
3. The Climb - Miley Cyrus
I swear, if i ever have to listen to this cat-screeching, terrorist-attack-on-your-ears excuse for a song, I'll go postal.
2. We Made You - Eminem
Even the Palin bashing can't save you Marshall. You're a year too late for that one.
1. Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus
Another mind-numbing, generic, meaningless song, with the Disney factory stamp of approval. Ugh...Miley.
- Good-bye Twitter - Miley Cyrus
You may have noticed that out of the thousands of songs available to be selected for this list, it only consisted of two artists. Well, let's just lay down the criteria for selection:
- Must have been released within 2009; OR
- Must have reached its height of popularity/infamy within 2009;OR
BTW, "frankly" I wonder what frank ever did to get his name put down like that in history.
All in all, Miley is just another product of the Disney factory. She's what economists call a demerit good. She's overproduced, over consumed and socially undesirable.